Barry Rice

- doing science on a terrestrial planet -



Cattle grazing and misplaced priorities (v2.0)


-- Revenge? --

Darlingtonia

Do you see the plant flopping down in the right hand portion of the photo? The one with the large, striped-looking leaves?

That is Veratrum californicum. The cows have been chewing on it, too.

Veratrum californicum is a lovely native California plant in the Lily family. One of its many attributes is that it is toxic to cows---in particular, it can mutate the foetal calves into horrifying, one-eyed monsters. The cyclopean monstrosities are usually, fortunately, born dead.

While the cattle ranchers do not care enough about the rights of their neighboring land owners to keep their cattle in their grazing allotments, perhaps a spring's crop of dead calves will wake them up.

Of course I am not blaming the cattle. Cows are cows---big, dumb, eating, excreting animals. Their habits, by nature, are different from those of deer and elk---while deer and elk are satisfied to drink from the edges of streams, cows love to wander into rivers and wallow, shit, and just hang out. Ranchers know this, but in this case, the rancher just does not care enough to watch the animals.

Well, enough about the evidence. What happened next? I was enraged. The land owners were enraged about the illegal cows tromping onto their property. The organizations that held the conservation easement to the property were enraged. However, showing patience, we all licked our wounds and looked towards the future. Yet, the cows came back. The land owners observed the brand on the cows---they were same bunch as before. We found out who owned the cows.

At first we were given the run-around (at times even being advised to talk to the local animal control clinic!). Finally, they tracked down the appropriate officials in the US Forest Service. Here is what we found out...

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